An "ad of the week" two-for!
First the Hawk of Achill narrative from the creative advertising minds working with Jameson Irish Whiskey:
And second, some Star Wars love:
I have to say, I'd choose the R2-unit ... although the million dollars in gas would prove problematic, the R2-unit's ability to pick locks and find data faster than any known boolean search -- including what cell block the princess is in -- might make him come in handy. Just sayin.