Feline Existence

 I just realized that I've been a cat the past two weeks.  I've slept, eaten, kept myself clean, and occasionally moved objects around the apartment.  Yes, I've gone outside and interacted with the world at large, but for the most part, I've been a cat.

At least I haven't batted anything important off the desk and under the bed / refrigerator / stove / washing machine where it will never been seen or heard from again.