I slept with a dictionary last night.
No, that's not sexual slang. I was reading in bed and after looking up a couple of words I just left the dictionary lying on the mattress. I practically fell asleep reading but I remembered to put the book on the nightstand. The dictionary, however, I forgot about.
The next morning there it was. It was a little disconcerting. And when the cats jumped on the bed to greet me in the morning they were like WTF? And had to stop to sniff it before coming up to be petted.
