Dear Ed:
Short-shorts? Seriously?
I know you have great man-legs but short-shorts? No, please don't say it's so. You're in Hawaii, couldn't you have gotten some board shorts? Couldn't the producers have sent out the intern on an emergency shopping trip? Short-shorts for men just aren't acceptable this side of the 70s unless you're running a marathon ... in which case we already know you're crazy.
