What have we here?

I'm not blogging for the sake of pasting my life on the internet. I have other means of doing that. I am blogging for the sake of being an asshole. I write wry, sarcastic and witty pieces all the freaking time. Which I shall now post here for your reading enjoyment. This isn't my life and what I post isn't necissarily about me. I'm not a memoirist and this isn't a diary. I don't promise to tell the truth of my actions (although I'll try not to lead you astray about my politics). I don't promise to be PG. All I promise is to be pretty damn entertaining.