Life Lesson #2048

The computer stopped recognizing the keyboard. No problem as I have a wireless keyboard I'm not using. But I didn't have the right kind of batteries for it. So I went to the store and got a pastry. And batteries. Boom. Wireless keyboard not recognized by the computer either. Except the function keys. Those all spit out a sequence of lowercase i's in different quantities when pushed. So I plugged the original keyboard back in. It's fine. Better than fine. The lesson here? Never go to the store without buying a pastry.