Monday, May 21, 2012

Why I'm going to live forever

Study shows that coffee drinkers are 10-15% less likely to die than non-coffee drinkers. Oh, and by "coffee drinker" we don't mean those who imbibe a measly cup a day. Oh, no. To reach maximum coffee anti-death effect you need to come on up to my level of consumption, what the study refers to as "six cups of coffee or more every day."

Yep, science has proven it: by the power of coffee, I'm going to live forever.
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3 comments:

Jud said...

So, considering a mortality rate of 100% (although some religions might argue that some were taken to heaven with suffering death), you have only an 85-90% chance of EVER dying? That is awesome.

Mon May 21, 12:39:00 PM 2012
Eileen Wiedbrauk said...

@Jud -- that's fuzzy math I can get behind :)

Mon May 21, 12:40:00 PM 2012
mikeallegra.com said...

I'm so very glad I found this site before lunch. I shall now imbibe a quadruple expresso with my ham and Swiss.

Many thanks!

Mike
www.mikeallegra.com

Thu May 31, 11:24:00 AM 2012

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