Believer it or not, I stole both of these pictures off of George Takei's facebook wall. There's just so many layers of geekery to unpack in this post that it's not worth thinking about it.
Of the first one Takei writes:
One gourd to roux them all, two eggs to bind them, one gourd, add sugar and spice, and with some whipped cream pie them.
Takei had no witty captions for this next act of pumpkin carving brilliance, but my friend stepped in to fill the void. She writes:
I'm afraid this pumpkin will be quite operational...